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2005 Vancouver Cunnilingus Olympics

Volunteers Needed

When was the last time you helped friends eat pussy?

  • Hosts - Anchor(wo)men (3)
  • Location Managers (3)
  • Safety Team (6)
  • Foods & Beverages Team (10)
  • Set Up Team (3)
  • Stryke Team(10)

All volunteers get free food, wine bottles, chocolate boxes and T shirts for their support.

Hey, we will even throw in a certificate!

Some volunteers might even want to help with the panel discussion on Saturday afternoon.


Join in. Check the positions below and call or email Claude-Michel (604) 874-8429.


Hosts - Anchor(wo)men (3)

We're looking for fabulous voices and personalities, to

  • interview Athletes and judges
  • introduce competition rules
  • transmit the competitions live
  • give prizes
  • animate the parties

We want these hosts to bring fun, wittiness, respect, seriousness and creativity to this event.

Actors, actresses, radio journalists are welcome.

Commitments are for 2 of these shifts:

  • Thursday Opening Night Feast
  • Thursday Opening Night Competitions
  • Friday Evening Competitions Buffet
  • Saturday Afternoon Panels, Discussions and Demos Buffet
  • Saturday Evening Competitions Buffet
  • Saturday Closing Night Feast

Call or email Claude-Michel (604) 874-8429


Foods & Beverages Team (10)

We're looking for 3 Athletes who can handle food logistics for athletes, judges and audiences, during the ceremonies and the competitions.

The Food team handles:

  • plan 2 somptuous feasts for 100 to 150 people, plus 3 buffets.
  • untangle all supplies and logistics requirements under a strict budget
  • cook special Cunilympics gingerbread cookies for prizes
  • serve and resupply locations when needed

Commitments are for 2 of these shifts:

  • Thursday Opening Night Feast
  • Thursday Opening Night Competitions
  • Friday Evening Competitions Buffet
  • Saturday Afternoon Panels, Discussions and Demos Buffet
  • Saturday Evening Competitions Buffet
  • Saturday Closing Night Feast

Call or email Claude-Michel (604) 874-8429


Location Managers (3)

We need 3 venues to insure safe and smooth delivery of the Cunnilympics.

The Locations team handles.

  • Defining space, utilities, parking and security requirements
  • Locating potential venues
  • Securing the venues
  • Coordinating logistics at each venue during the events

Commitments are for 2 of these shifts:

  • Thursday Opening Night Feast
  • Thursday Opening Night Competitions
  • Friday Evening Competitions Buffet
  • Saturday Afternoon Panels, Discussions and Demos Buffet
  • Saturday Evening Competitions Buffet
  • Saturday Closing Night Feast

Call or email Claude-Michel (604) 874-8429


Safety Team (6)

This will be a safe, respectful, place for everyone.

We will make sure of that.

The Safety team handles:

  • First Aid
  • Making sure no cameras or recorders are allowed.
  • Making sure no uninvited person gets in
  • Making sure judges, athletes and audience are not harassed

Commitments are for 2 of these shifts:

  • Thursday Opening Night Feast
  • Thursday Opening Night Competitions
  • Friday Evening Competitions Buffet
  • Saturday Afternoon Panels, Discussions and Demos Buffet
  • Saturday Evening Competitions Buffet
  • Saturday Closing Night Feast

Call or email Claude-Michel (604) 874-8429


Set Up Team (3)

The venues must be furnished and decorated

The Set Up team handles:

  • Making sure all logistics go to the right venue
  • Making sure the venue is properly furnished
  • Making sure athletes, judges and audiences get a warm welcome
  • Making sure monies are collected.

Commitments are for 2 of these shifts:

  • Thursday Opening Night Feast
  • Thursday Opening Night Competitions
  • Friday Evening Competitions Buffet
  • Saturday Afternoon Panels, Discussions and Demos Buffet
  • Saturday Evening Competitions Buffet
  • Saturday Closing Night Feast

Call or email Claude-Michel (604) 874-8429


Stryke Up Team (3)

The venues must be left in better shape than when we found them

After each event, the Stryke team handles:

  • Making sure all logistics go back to the right people or place
  • Making sure the venue is cleaned up
  • Making sure all lost and found are returned.

Commitments are for 2 of these shifts:

  • Thursday Opening Night Feast
  • Thursday Opening Night Competitions
  • Friday Evening Competitions Buffet
  • Saturday Afternoon Panels, Discussions and Demos Buffet
  • Saturday Evening Competitions Buffet
  • Saturday Closing Night Feast

Call or email Claude-Michel (604) 874-8429


* April 7 8 9 2005 * Vancouver British Columbia * By Invitation Only *

Let the games begin!


 

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