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2005 Vancouver Cunnilingus Olympics

Competitions

We intend to have fun! We will have fun! And you better join us!


Thursday April 7, 2005 - Opening Night
  • Competition #1: No Props
  • Athletes will be blindfolded and led to their judge (also blindfolded)
  • Athletes will have 30 minutes to
    • Describe the present pussy being offered
    • Announce which pussy eating techniques they will be using
    • Demonstrate
  • Judges will review the athlete's performance.
  • Winning athletes will be announced.
  • Prizes will be awarded to best athletes and team

Friday April 8, 2005 - The Endurance
  • Competition #2: With Props
  • Athletes will choose at random props and accessories to use for the competition.
  • Athletes will be blindfolded and led to their judge (also blindfolded)
  • Athletes will have 30 minutes to
    • Describe the present pussy being offered
    • Announce how they intend to use the prop
    • Demonstrate
  • Judges will review the athlete's performance.
  • Winning athletes will be announced.
  • Prizes will be awarded to best athletes and team

Saturday April 9, 2005 - The Grande FInale
  • Competition #3: Tag Team
  • Teams will have 30 minutes to
    • Announce how they intend to work as a team
    • Demonstrate
  • Judges will review the team's performance
  • Winning teams will be announced
  • Prizes will be awarded

* April 7 8 9 2005 * Vancouver British Columbia * By Invitation Only *

Let the games begin!



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